For only $40/year you can keep a database of all your friends and family who are lost, and then when you are raptured, it will send them a letter/e-mail informing them of the Gospel...
Bad Theology run amuck... Funny, yet sad at the same time.
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I hope they hired some heathens to send out the emails when all the saved are raptured.:) LOL!
I liked the part about how you can wire someone your bank account info, etc. since obviously you or your immediate heirs won't be needing it anymore. might as well gift it to a heathen.
I've been signed up for this service for quite some time. I'm sorry you are just now learning about this awesome ministry tool. I decided that since I have the money I might as well put it to good use, right? Saves me the time of actually having to tell people about Jesus before the rapture. They'll here the news at some point, better late than never, I always say.
For only $40/year you can keep a database of all your friends and family who are lost, and then when you are raptured, it will send them a letter/e-mail informing them of the Gospel...
6 comments:
I hope they hired some heathens to send out the emails when all the saved are raptured.:) LOL!
I liked the part about how you can wire someone your bank account info, etc. since obviously you or your immediate heirs won't be needing it anymore. might as well gift it to a heathen.
wow...
I've been signed up for this service for quite some time. I'm sorry you are just now learning about this awesome ministry tool. I decided that since I have the money I might as well put it to good use, right? Saves me the time of actually having to tell people about Jesus before the rapture. They'll here the news at some point, better late than never, I always say.
Just.....wow.
Wow, that is just ridiculous! I agree, Casey, funny but sad.
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